Captains Log:
May 6 Year 2020, Day 13 of Covid-19 Quarantine
04:00 Captains Log: I am awake. The pack member Jameson wants to get on the bed. Instead of coming to my side he trots to the side Charito is usually on and whines to get picked up, this forces me out of bed, to walk around and put him on the bed. This.dog.is.spoiled.
08:00 Captains Log: I am now awake and going through electronic messaging. More guests are arriving at Vessel Courtyard, which is a good sign, however some are under the impression the hotel industry is working under normal conditions. Which it is not and will not be for a very very long time. Folks.its.guerrilla.warfare.customer.service.in.NY/NJ!
09:00 Captains Log: Some Special K Vanilla Almond and antibiotics! Put me in Coach it’s the breakfast of champions! Next.stop.cover.of.a.Wheaties.Box!
13:00 Captains Log: Mess Hall – Panera’s chicken soup. There are a lot of orange things in this soup, Charito calls them “carrots” she says they are good for me. Now.I.definitely.don’t.want.to.eat.them!
14:00 Captains Log: I believe this will be my last day of quarantine chronicles. Tomorrow I will begin writing my overall experience of this virus. I am certain my interpretation and expertise of this pandemic will be published by many health periodicals and used as a reference guide for future medical resources. Or.MAD.magazine.
15:00 Captains Log: I wish there were afternoon cartoons.
15:15 Captains Log: Pay-dirt! Amazon Prime Video has all the classics. I’m going to start a little Popeye marathon and see from there. Think.popeye.takes.steroids?
16:00 Captains Log: This cough is frickinridiculous. It was Charito’ last phase of her battle and it seems to be a symptom albeit an annoying as crap one which is making it hard to finish sentences. I’m.kicking.my.own.ass!!
17:00 Captains Log: The last 13 days I’ve mentioned many times how fast the days have gone by. I get up blink and next thing you know it’s night time. I thought not being able to nap would make them drag along but no, fortunately the days have gone by fast. Except for today! Today feels like someone shoved my ass in a molasses barrel and sent me down a cold playground slide! I want to chug a bottle of NyQuil and sleep until this f’ing nightmare is over. Oh.great.another.time.out.for.the.Captain.
19:00 Captains Log: As I began this entry the youngest pack member drunken Jameson proceeded to walk up my legs, and four paw crush my giblets! He then proceeded to plop himself on my chest as I reached to comfort my bangers and mash at which point he licked me right in the mouth! I.kid.you.not.this.dog.is.an.alien!
20:00 Captains Log: Crushed walnuts aside, lying down helps with the cough and makes breathing much easier. My glasses on the other hand make my eyes hurt like crazy. Think.its.time.to.get.a.check-up.
21:00 – ???: I have a freaking migraine! My left eye feels like it’s going to split open and a little Alien is going to pop out and terrorize my vessel! Whoa momma! This is not pleasurable. I’d rather have the little dog step on my yahoo again! How.long.can.you.live.with.no.head?
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